1/16/2024 0 Comments Fake deep quotesMake no mistake about people who leap from burning windows. The person in whom Its invisible agony reaches a certain unendurable level will kill herself the same way a trapped person will eventually jump from the window of a burning high-rise. And surely not because death seems suddenly appealing. I don’t know how I’ll ever muster up the courage to fly again… Oh yeah, RIP to the dead people or whatever.“The so-called ‘psychotically depressed’ person who tries to kill herself doesn’t do so out of quote ‘hopelessness’ or any abstract conviction that life’s assets and debits do not square. Maybe our irrational fears are premonitions of some other poor soul’s fate. I wonder if my anxieties were because somehow, subconsciously I knew this accident was going to happen. WHAT? Two planes collided in New Mexico and 167 people died? I’ve been on a plane before – several, actually, and I always have a fear of that happening to me. Level 10: Reaching Really Hard To Make A National Tragedy About Yourself However, you should brace yourself for some backlash from other fans, who’ll insist you can’t wrap your simple mind around the astonishingly deep concepts. If you don’t care for a Childish Gambino video that I love, I respect it. Level 9: Always Assuming The Things You Like That Other People Don’t Enjoy Is A Result Of Those People Being Unable To Comprehend The Artistic Value Of What They’re Seeing/Hearing. These photos are equal parts fake deep and cornball. The person is always intensely gazing off, as they stand atop a mountain, or on the shore of the beautiful ocean, leeching on a scenic spectacle created by Mother Nature for some Instagram likes. Level 8: Posing For A Photo With Your Back To The Camera As You Stare Off Into The Distance Prime example - Tyrese, who puts out attempts at inspirational videos that give off a very poor man’s Will Smith vibe. Level 7: Famous People Who Think Being Good At Music Or Acting Qualifies Them To Pretentiously Give AdviceĪpparently selling records gives folks the confidence to rant about various topics, which is fine, but also it’s often a bunch of rubbish ranting. Level 6: Criticizing Others’ Use Of Social Media In A Post On Social MediaĮveryone is currently being consumed by their digital lives? Word? Well, it’s a safe bet that you didn’t post that from out in the wilderness, using sticks and stones, so stop swimming in the fake deep end of your oh-so insightful pool. Congrats though, on somehow managing to be shallow and deep at the same time. Level 5: Putting A Quote Under A Basic Selfie.Ī photo of a face, no matter how aesthetically pleasing, isn’t worthy of a philosophical statement under it. Nothing like a solid “Open your eyes, people.” to really drive home those patronizing tones. What kind of condescending suggestion is this? Add “people” for maximum smugness. Level 4: Using The Phrase “Open your eyes.” It’s One Thing To Follow And Retweet Jaden Ironically, But To Put Significant Merit In Young Jaden’s Tweets Is Its Own Level Of Fake Deep. You can pretty much put any combination of words on top of a sunset, covered in a fancy, hue-changing filter, and it’ll seem significantly more profound. Honestly we’re more interested in a shot of the General Tso’s chicken and mountain of steamed rice that came before the fortune. Shutterstock Level 1: Posting Your Fortune Cookie’s Wisdom
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